LouiseBorderincident

Re: Louise

Louise Koski, aka Betty, aka Louise
the Canuck, along with her female
hockey posse were temporarily
detained at the Windsor-Detroit border
for
immigration issues involving a missing
green card, unauthorized dancing
in the street while committing a fashion
violation (denim with fur
lining!!), and projectile nose water
spraying at an upscale Italian
restaurant, which messed up a
perfectly good table cloth. Immigration
officials were concerned when an white
rental van arrived at the border
crossing and they immediately smelled
a mixture of skunky red wine, warm
Canadian beer, and stinky hockey
equipment. Reports have yet to be
confirmed as to whether a body was
indeed stuffed in Koski's overly large
goalie bag. While at the border
station, Koski and her posse (later
identified as Linda, Susanne, Sarah,
and Jess) devised a plan to distract
officials by openly ignoring the posted
warnings against text messaging,
playing musical chairs, making
repeatedly trips to the bathroom for
"calls of nature" (cellular that is). Koski
and her gang escaped custody,
picked up an unidentified straggler,
and were last seen at the Westin
Hotel at the Detroit Airport consuming
mass quantities of wine, taking
obscene pictures, including the
mooning of unsuspecting NWA
passengers stuck at their jetways, and
contaminating the hot tub. A Be On
the LookOut (BOLO) has been issued.
If anyone spots Koski and her
entourage of hockey goons, please
report their location and activities to
the nearest police department, USA
Hockey official, or just feel free to give
them a kick in the butt.